Don't You Hate it When......

.......that one girl in class always steps on the back of your shoe and then when you confront her about it she says, "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to do that!!" And then like five minutes later she does it again. And she keeps doing it. For the rest of the day. Again and again. And she knows it.

.......you order an outfit thinking it comes with that super-cute headband the model was wearing and then it turns out it doesn't?


.......someone is all like "it's smog not smowg." (GRRRRR.)


.........someone is all like "it's sawron not sowron" (DOUBLE GRRRRR.)


......someone makes a reference to something and then when someone else doesn't understand it they're all like "Geez, it's a metaphor," when it's actually NOT a metaphor it's actually an allusion or smilie?


.......you're having a conversation with someone and they're mumbling and you're all like, "What did you say?" and they're all like, "I said, mumblemumblemumble." And you're all like, "WHAT DID YOU SAY???" and they're all like, "I SAID, MUMBLEMUMBLEMUMBLE!!" And you're all like, "WHAT?" and they're like, "Never mind" but you REALLY wanted to know what they were talking about????


........you're about to watch a really amazing video or post something really awesome and your computer shuts down because it "needs to update"?????


.......you take a bite of cheese pizza and all the cheese slides off????


........that vid you're watching on YouTube keeps buffering......and buffering.......and buffering???????


........you know the answer to a question and the answer will make you look super brilliant but then the teacher calls on someone who doesn't know the answer at all?????


.......someone says "Tolkien's boring." (I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.)


.........someone uses "your" instead of "you're" or "you're" instead of "your"????


........someone's like "Isn't a hobbit a thing nuns wear?" (YEAH YOU'RE DEAD LIKE THE OTHER GUY MISTER.)


......you have five tests on the same day?????


.......there's this one person who's always a jerk to you but they pretend to be super nice so everybody else loves them????


Well, that's my strangeness for today. :) Sorry about all the yucky lack of proper punctuation (ya know, if you care about that sort of thing). To me, personally, it just made the flow go better.


Comment below if you hate any of the things I hate (especially the Tolkien stuff) or there are other things you hate that you want to share! :)


Have a magnificent day.


Namarie,

Ellie

3 comments:

  1. HAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh about some of these because they are so true for me.. esecially the LOTR ones :D

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  2. Nuns wear habits and I hate it when all of that happens.

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