Taking My Dolls' 2015 Holiday Pictures! (With Commentary from the Dolls)

HEYYYY YOUNG BLOODS.

Today I'll be taking my dolls' holiday pictures for this year! I'd like to take you along the journey with me, so, behold, this post was born. Hope you enjoy :)

(I'll be typing in black (obvs), but if a doll talks too, their words will be in red. If a second doll talks about the same photo, their words will be in purple. Got it? Good. Let's begin.)

We'll go oldest to youngest, so that means we'll start with Merrick -


I decided to go for a more gender-neutral - or, at least, less traditionally girly - look, so I'm wearing a warm holiday sweater, jeans, and boots.

Great! Next, we have Samantha:


Perfect, dear. Caroline:


Perfect. Rebecca? Your turn.


Mom, I'm wearing a fucking carpet.

Yes, dear, but you look mature.

No, I look like a teenage girl whose mom forced her to wear a carpet instead of a proper dress for Christmas photos.

Like I said, darling, mature. Now, Felicity! Your turn.


And this - er, Felicity, what are you doing?

I'm Katherine of Carpenchia! *twirls*

Um -

What??? The dress is Christmas colors! Green and gold.

Oh, well, um, okay, fine, I guess. Next.


Aw, don't you just look so precious???

Mom.

Yes, you do. Next.


Good, Kanani. Your turn, Jane.


LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!! *twirls* I'm the Princess of Christmas!!

That's great, love. Now hold still, please, so I can take your picture?

Mom, don't I have the best dress????

Sure, dear. Now, can you -

Of course I do! I'm always the best. I'm the best at ballet, and the best at cheerleading, and the best at being pretty, and -

Rebecca: Does it have a mute button?

It?!?! It?!?!?!?? IT!?!?!?!

Yeah, it. Your annoying voice.

IT?!?!?!

Glad you're catching on.

Girls! All right, Jane, go hang out with Kanani. Rebecca - I appreciate your sass, but now is not the time. Cecile! You're up.


Mother, this is highly illogical. I could easily freeze images of us directly onto the cards to send to the relatives without having to go through all this camera and importing and editing business.

That's good, dear, but are you sure the Witches' Confederation allows you to do that?

Rules are made to be broken.

I thought you were a stickler for following the rules?

Only when they're not stupid ones.


Perfect, Julie!


All right, next up, Mia! Wait - um, Mia? Mia? Rebecca, go find your sister.


I will NOT do this!!

Come on, love, just a picture or two?

NO. Dresses are for Froofs, and I am not a Froof!

What's a Froof?

Think Jane.

Ah. I see.

Why couldn't I have just worn jeans and a turtleneck like Merrick?? 

Because you don't have any festive sweaters, darling. I'd let you if you had any, but you don't.

*crosses arms* NO. I refuse to be seen as the JANE sort of girl.

Aunt Mirabelle won't think that when she sees your picture, darling. She knows you.....very.....well....I believe the last incident with the hair dye in her shampoo bottle cemented the fact that you're no ordinary girl. Plus, the sooner we take the picture, the sooner you can take the dress off.

Fine.


There. Happy?

Yes. Now, just stay for a few more minutes - your torture isn't over yet, but it will be soon.

YET?!?!?


Is that right, Mom?

Yup, that's perfect, Izzy. Kit! You're up next.


Oh, there, just perfect. *sighs* Why can't your sisters be just like you, Kit? So cooperative and sweet.

They're not as cool, obviously.

All right! Now, it's time for some group pics. Don't go anywhere, Kit, because you, Sam, and Mia are up first.

Mia: WHAT!?!?


Mia: I hate this.

Sam: You think I like you any more than you like me? Think again.

Kit: Smile, everyone!

Mia: Shut up.


Now for the twins! Oh, yes, that's perfect, just too sweet.

Rebecca: Fel, get your hand away from my ass.

Felcity (sweetly): What, is that Alaina-only territory?

YOU SHUT UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

but yes.


And, finally, the best friends! So sweet.

All right, everyone, that's a wrap. If anything needs me, I'll be in the hot tub, recovering from this experience.

___

WELL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT.

Oh, and btw, for anyone who's confused as to why Kit, Sam, and Mia were in a photo together, it's because they're biologically related. You see, in the world of my doll family, I've adopted all of my dolls - so none are biologically related to me, but some are biologically related to each other. Fel and Rebecca, obviously, are fraternal (i.e., not identical) twins, which you probably already knew, but Sam and Mia are biological sisters as well (they share the same parents), and Kit is their half-sister (as she has the same mom as they do, but not the same dad.) (although they treat her like a full sister in all respects, and Sam and Mia are probably individually closer to Kit than they are to each other). So yeah, that's the backstory on that.

WELL HAVE A GREAT DAY.

PLANT A TREE.

HUG A DWARF.

AND REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE ALL VERY BEAUTIFUL PICKLES.

Namarië,
Ellie

P.S. - I put Isabelle's profile up on the "About my Dolls" page! We would both really appreciate if you'd check it out :).

11 comments:

  1. "I'm wearing a fucking carpet." I'M DEAD ELLIE. SO MANY TEARS. I CHOKED A LITTLE ON MY SANDWICH AND I'M DYING HOW BRILLIANT.
    seriously, this was great. Loved it. ^-^
    xo Adi

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  2. I have to agree with Adaline, I loved that comment xD

    And the whole Rebeca and Alana thing? <3

    Perfect. This post was amazing and perfect.

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    1. THANK YOU. You're making me feel all smiley inside :D

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  3. THIS WAS HILARIOUS. I especially loved the commentary from the dolls (the "I'm wearing a fucking carpet" was my favorite).

    -Annie

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  4. I keep forgetting that Cecile is a witch. And every time I remember, I am bathed in coolness all over again.
    And I must agree with everyone else, the carpet comment was the best.

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    1. Hah thanks xD Rebecca is most pleased.

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  5. "what, is that alaina-only territory?" dEAD. xD
    also, emery wanted to say that she likes rebecca's sass and appreciates seeing another doll around that swears.

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    1. thANK YOU.
      (that bit was actually my favorite so it's nice to see someone else who thought the same way)
      Rebecca says Emery has good taste in clothes and excellent sass as well. And she says she also likes having another doll in the comm (other than Fel or Merrick, obvs, as they're her siblings) who likes girls. :)

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  6. ELLIE YOU JUST MADE ME DIE.
    You also made me choke on my Starbucks cake pop.
    "I'm wearing a fucking carpet". That's the part where you made me choke and diet

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